“Spending the Holiday afternoon visiting some of my mates. Lovely people, really. But their wee lad is pinching my nerves ! I’m getting bloody annoyed. If you need any help, call the Justice League. It’s my day off. Stay safe out there.”

"Don't forget to leave out a glass of Milk and some Biscuits for the fat Wizard dressed in Red. Might as well add a pint of whisky; this year has been rough on everyone." (From #VertigoComics #HellBlazer Volume 1, Issue # 247. Written by Andy Diggle. Artwork by Leonardo Manco)

"𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝐵𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 !" "May your 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕤 shine brighter than 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 I'm dealing with. Don't wanna see you lot getting on MY 𝕹𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖞 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙!" (From #Hellblazer Volume 1 Issue # 49. Written by Garth Ennis. Artwork by Steve Dillon)

“Did you, really ? I haven’t noticed anything peculiar…yet.”

“Maybe you should, it would give me somebody to banter with when I’m lonely.”

“You’re the one who put a mouth on my hand, not me ! I wonder if it can smoke cigarettes…”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way, luv.”

📲 Text Reply to Zatanna 𝘡𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘢 “That’s alright, luv. I’ve got extras on me. You’re free to have some after your stressful days. Unless… is this your way of saying that you miss me?”

📲 “Then hide them in a drawer or something, I don’t know. I’ll pick ‘em up the next time I see you.”

“Happy birthday Zee ! Truthfully, I almost forgot. Blame it on me being me. But better late than never, I suppose. Another year and still looking as radiant as the magic you cast ! Here, I got you somethin’. Hopefully we can both enjoy it; if you’ll have me.” Zatanna 𝘡𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘢

“𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝑒𝒻𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝓈𝑜𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹.” *Open to casual interactions #DCRP #MVRP

𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 - "I've heard whispers about this Constantine dude. I get the feeling he's a little off, kinda like me. So who am I to judge? Long as he's out of that con-artist's life and ain't bending the fabric of reality in his favor..."

“Yeah, it’s called a cigarette! Can’t a bloke indulge himself just a little?”

“Caught an undead poser at a shopping mall today pretending to be Jolly Ol’ Saint Nikolaus ! Don’t worry, it’s all been sorted out. You’re welcome… Now which of you sods are going to point me towards a pint before the night gets any worse?”

“Reminiscing about that one time Swamp Thing grew a green one… honestly, peak botanical achievement. Good Ol’ Days.”