i'm the guy who created all the rideshare areas at america's airports and i'm clinically insane

health in america is so bad cus here you’ll be making a salad thinking you’re doing good and then there’ll be a recall on the lettuce

Busiest train stations in the world (2054): 1. 🇨🇦 Toronto Union - 4.4 million / day 2. 🇨🇦 London VIA - 4.2m 3. 🇨🇦 Kitchener Central - 4m 4. 🇨🇦 Summerhill Toronto North - 3.9m 5. 🇯🇵 Shinjuku - 3.7m

the first person to make a bicycle:

Why do they have to call him a "loner" in the headline? Dude died and they're "btw he was a loser that no one liked."

Payday: +$1,600 Me at Wendy’s: Yes And Bring out Wendy as well

you gotta separate the art from the artist. like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks

i saved flavored vaping

This should depend on what you are cooking.

Last few hours before a hair wash will really have you experiencing a depth of misery only usually found in Russian literature

NEVER FUCKING MIND

not gonna say i’m the only bitch at the anarchist book fair with aluminum in my deodorant but it’s a single digit percentage for sure

everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5

Me when I go to the zoo

i've been dead at this tweet for the past few minutes... Burger apologizing for having pickles... genuinely appalled like what 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me when I buy a new pen from Muji:

its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It