Half time at the Theatre of Trees and we lead 3-0. Goals from Hoffmann, Bull/OG and Farrell after 45 minutes of splendid football from the Robins

Second half underway

50: Fast start by Roffey. Powerful drive turned away by the fingertips of Brown. ROF 0-3 HAS

52: The sequel to "Man in crowd heads ball back into play" is ball somehow ends up being cleared straight into the tree house which doubles up as a camera gantry. Certainly getting our money's worth at Roffey this evening. ROF 0-3 HAS

61: GOAAAALLL! Roffey screaming at Raging Bull to hurry up and take a corner. Raging Bull hurries up and takes the corner and Farrell volleys home his second of the night. ROF 0-4 HAS

67: Brown with another solid stop. Ferrar drives one in from distance but a flying hand turns it around the post. ROF 0-4 HAS

74: Turner close to converting a Mundy free kick with his... back. Not sure Pep Guardiola teaches that. Hendy appeals for a corner, sparking laughter even amongst the Hassocks supporters 😂 ROF 0-4 HAS

75: Findlay goes lunging in two footed, knee high on Berry but somehow the referee has concluded its only a yellow. Going to be embarrassing for him when it's on next weeks episode of Crimewatch. ROF 0-4 HAS

77: Great link up between the teenage duo Hoffmann and Chedzey. Substitute striker streaks in, rounds the Roffey keeper but the angle is too wide and the chance passes ROF 0-4 HAS

Full time at the Theatre of Trees and another big win on the road means some more blurry photos for you all to enjoy A 4-0 victory over Roffey tonight courtesy of Noah Hoffmann, an OG and a Ruari Farrell brace keep the Robins top of the table 🐦

Those of you who have visited the ground recently will have noticed a couple of new banners in prime positions. Really happy to have Moody Sewage Ltd supporting us this season. As long time clients of theirs we’re perfectly positioned to advertise the quality service they provide

With the last couple of ties being decided last night (assuming none need replaying!) in the TheFavase & FA Trophy and all scorers have been found, the top scorers for all Fabe competitions are: Emirates FA Cup (2091 goals) : 9 - Gary Lockyer (Ashford United FC ) FA Trophy

Another new advert, this time from the team at Bennett Oakley They’re local and we’ve first hand experience of their services, and they come recommended If you’re interested in advertising with us, please get in touch (we don’t have to have a relationship already in place)

GAME DAY! Under 23s action at the The Hassocks Beacon Ground this evening as we welcome Oakwood in a league fixture. Kick off is 7:45pm, free admission and the bar and kitchen will be open #UTR

GAME OFF ❌ One minute it is sunny, the next is a tropical rainstorm. The constant deluges today mean our Under 23s game at home to Oakwood has been postponed #UTR

🔜 It is never dull when we visit the Nest Destination Loxwood this Saturday in a 3pm kick off 🐦 #UTR

Tuesday night's Robins Starman for the 4-0 win over Roffey was picked by our first team player-coach Darren Budd & went to Ruari Farrell (again) for his second brace in the space of four days Thank you to Hassocks Fatboys FC for sponsoring the grey-haired forward this season 🦡 #UTR

A third away game in the space of seven days sees the Robins take flight to the Nest this Saturday to face a Loxwood side sitting sixth in the table #UTR 👇 hassocksfc.net/2024/09/robins…

GAME DAY! We head to the north-west of Sussex again this afternoon, this time to take on the high flying Magpies of Loxwood. Kick off is 3pm at the Nest #UTR

Can't recall this happening before and its a real sting in the tail seeing as we are in such good league form, but this afternoon's trip to Loxwood has been postponed due to a bee infestation at the Nest New date and time To Bee Announced #UTR #NonLeague