Is there a bigger design fail than a compost bag, do you think? “Let’s take the thinnest material and put rotting, fermenting fruit and veg in it. I bet it won’t break all over the kitchen floor”.

Watched Of Mice and Men tonight as revision support and OMG if I were to pick the least appropriate book to give to 14-16 year olds, this would be it. I’m traumatised! WTF?

Printer ink subscription emails are overtaking Photobucket deletion threats as the most annoying thing in the world. Pass it on.

This time 16 years ago I had just got into bed exhausted when my 19 hour labour started. How is HTS1Jr 16 tomorrow? 😱

I better get a good present from X given how often they ask me for my D.o.B.

They definitely don’t warn you in the Family Planning Clinic that your kid’s GCSE results are more nervewracking than your own.

There isn’t one person on Earth who enjoys virtual breakout room sessions. Tell me I’m wrong.

Forgotten how good the #MymumYourDad soundtrack is.

#CelebrityRaceAcrossTheWorld tonight; #ACGAS tomorrow. Living my best life. 🍂

“I’m into this band ‘Echo and the Bunnymen’, have you ever heard of them?” 👀

If you ever get job insecurity feelings, look at Schofield and realise you’ll be fine.

HTS1Jr is going through her first heartbreak and it’s hard not to conclude that they’re all gaslighting wankers tbh. Having to share my timeline.

They didn’t warn me about these bits of teenage years. It feels like divine retribution for 1989-90. They also shouldn’t let teenage years co-exist with the cortisol perimeno years.

They could have bloody warned me that one of the most challenging parts of middle age would be the need for self-restraint when it comes to book club snacking.

There’s a special place in hell for aggro Vinted merchants. 🤚🏾

When you get invited out but the latest Day of the Jackal episode has dropped…

Name one thing you won’t be doing more of in 2025? I’ll start: Vinted. Got greedy like most success stories. Zero customer service. @Vinted. PS Buyer protection biggest racket since Ticketmaster surge pricing…

Unnecessary “how did our courier do? emails are why my inbox is so massive. “Fine, dumped it on the doorstep, the usual”.

Thinking of Lilly today on her birthday. Lovely Aries lady x

Bonded here 10 years ago after a shared dating DUD experience. Now off to celebrate the 40th birthday of the absolute lad that is Desperate & The City. Happy birthday darlin. 🍳 🍰 🍸