Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.

R: What's your favourite animal? K: To 'av or to be? R: Uh, ok, to be? K: Sloth R: Why? K: Cos if you're not enjoying it you can just sleep.

Hardly a can of soup to be had leading up to #hurricanesandy!

.God If you are ever planning to give me a terrible disease and then cure it, could we just not go there at all? Simpler.

Northeast, when the storm is over thou shalt see a rainbow. It will be a sign of My covenant unto thee, that the gay bars are back open.

BREAKING: 7.7-magnitude earthquake has struck off the coast of British Columbia.

How do you see love? #thisislove Add your photo huff.to/WOKxTr

This "Sandy" who's on TV all the time and is blowing the entire east coast, I assume she's a Kardashian right?

“HuffPost: Is this is "saddest" human being substitute you can buy? huff.to/QIFVcz” Oh my gosh people, learn how to be alone!

"Jersey Shore," prepare for My revenge.

What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life. #DeepTweet

Does anyone else swear their way through yoga class...?#selfinflictedtorture

“wendu: Op Op Op Oppan Gangbam Style!!!!! instagr.am/p/RffsqonGd1/” so much fun last night-thanks Dudu!!!:)

Finally #switchbackale in bottles!

Kidnapped circus pony, 2 feet tall, found at bus stop huff.to/YpwfoL

Let's go Pacers! #suiteswagger

Indiana Pacers Frank locked in for a big Eastern conference matchup.. Go Pacers!! #PacersGameNight

RuPaul Sananda Maitreya Christine and the Queens You cannot love someone until you learn to love yourself! #angrylittlefrenchthing

IT'S BACCKKKK! RT & follow and all of this could be yours: ✅ You ✅ Friend ✅ 🇺🇸✈️🇬🇧 ✅ See your #PL club play #PLGoldenTicketSweepstakes