>>>The shame of going to eat supper with my family after i told them not to count me because i was leaving for an evening date (He rain checked) 😭😭😭

If it involves day drinking and dancing, please involve me, I'll need to be in my house in time for the ntv 9pm news though.

nothing regulates my nervous system quite like money does

Neah. It's not boring. It's the life!

Girls be like: “I can’t wait to get my license” when they get it:

i gotta stop wanting people to die when i get mad. 😩😩

“Everybody was alive” 🥹

Me every chance I get:

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

Today is World Introvert Day.

“Omg I have to hurry home and do something” The something:

one time I talked to this old man and he told me to "find a vacation everyday, even if it's walking outside and feeling the grass between your toes" and that is what 2026 will b all about. Finding a vacation, everyday.

That was it??? THAT was the holiday....christmas....new year that I waited ALL year for???? Just... OVER? Gone??? Done???

i’ve never regretted being a menace but i’ve regretted being the bigger person

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

Me on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in extroverted mood

“The cure for anything is salt water. Sweat, tears or the ocean.” —  Isak Dinesen // Karen Blixen

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes. 🤔

A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂

When you finally go to church after 3 years Pastor: There is a dev!l in our midst today