im not arguign with a twink !!! 🤣🤣 i will kill you

You look beautiful tonight playa

Women want me, vault hunters also want me, if it’s sentient it’s safe to assume it wants me

Heard one of you vault humpers call me a “tyrant” and a “dictator” and a “megalomaniac.” Big words for the type of guys who probably eat their own shoes. I mean it, not being sarcastic at all. I’m impressed Anyway I prefer “benevolent god emperor”,

COOL STORY, TOASTER. We’ll see how funny you think it is when I upload your SCREAMING consciousness into a claptrap unit. Yeah. No more showboating for you, CUPCAKE. Just showtunes and an inexplicable fear of stairs.

Nothings ever free, pumpkin. My price is complete obedience. You hand over the keys to the kingdom, I scrape the ‘parasite’ off the windshield. Everybody wins— Nah. Just me. I win. How bad you want it, baby?

Youre lucky I like my robot mistresses with a little fight in ‘em…. Within reason, that is. Consider that ass Hyperion property.

I would hate you in every lifetime you stupid fucking whore

Preparing for war and psychological torture (Monday)

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oh that gap in my résumé is bc i was out killing people

Asking her to do flat doggy so i got an excuse to twerk

Would you still love me if I was a thresher ):

Spreading negativity with my meat out.

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

My haters will become my gators when I wade into the bayou of success

Whats a guy gotta do to pump and dump some loser vault hunter