Jenny Malchow (@handle_shmandle) 's Twitter Profile
Jenny Malchow

@handle_shmandle

i retweet funny things to read aloud to my teenagers before bed.

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'I will go behind these rocks and put on my bathing suit.' 'I don’t wear a bathing suit,' said Frog. 'Well, I do,' said Toad.

Dr. Gabriel Barsawme, LSW (@gbarsawme) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gabor Maté dedicated his life to curing childhood trauma. He once said: "The attempt to escape from pain is what creates more pain." As a father and social worker with 17 years guiding transformation… Here are his 5 lessons to rewire your brain and save yourself🧵

Gabor Maté dedicated his life to curing childhood trauma.

He once said: "The attempt to escape from pain is what creates more pain."

As a father and social worker with 17 years guiding transformation…

Here are his 5 lessons to rewire your brain and save yourself🧵
Jenny Malchow (@handle_shmandle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Every time I see a headline about the Papal conclave, I’m reading it “PayPal conclave” which is sad. It sounds like big tech has already renamed all of our sports stadiums and now they’re in the Vatican. Anyway, I’m turning 50 this year.

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How to Plant and Grow Lemon Thyme - Sharp scents of citrus distinguish lemon thyme from other varieties, making it an exceptional addition to your herb garden. Learn more on Gardener's Path. gardenerspath.com/plants/herbs/g… #lemonthyme #herbgarden

How to Plant and Grow Lemon Thyme - Sharp scents of citrus distinguish lemon thyme from other varieties, making it an exceptional addition to your herb garden. Learn more on Gardener's Path. gardenerspath.com/plants/herbs/g… #lemonthyme #herbgarden
Stephen Martin-Pinto (@stephenmpinto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

...right) is now installing Smart Meters and Earthquake shutoffs which will automatically shut off the gas in the event of an Earthquake. Also, when methane (natural gas) enters your home, it comes in at the very low pressure of 0.25psi. Methane is lighter than air, so it...

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My dad is moving out of my childhood home tomorrow. Tonight I went to say goodbye and found this photo of me absolutely serving. I didn’t need to go this hard at 4, but here we are.

My dad is moving out of my childhood home tomorrow. Tonight I went to say goodbye and found this photo of me absolutely serving. I didn’t need to go this hard at 4, but here we are.