Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you 🖕🌈 May your Mardi Gras be radical & civilly disobedient 💪💖

I enjoy the little things in life like having an energy drink followed by a nap

This is a tweet about kmart for old times' sake: Should I do a kmart trip with an iced latte right now

The fortnight that features Christmas and New Year are the worst two weeks of the year.

Who likes my festive shrocs and hairy leggies (I had a nap at 6pm, then went to kmart and I'm wide awake)

Idk who needs to read this but petrol is reasonably priced today! I just paid $1.88 p/L for 98 unleaded!

Happy New Year to all my twitter besties. I'm sorry I wasn't around much last year, it wasn't a good time, I'm terrible at replying atm but I hope to be back soon!

Melbourne pals, I'll be down this coming week from Monday to Friday. I don't have much free time but have 4 nights of dinners that are free if you want to join!

Cat.

Someone save the ducks!

Name a more Brisbane experience than going to your small local theatre to see a Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie movie with the crowd hooting and hollering when they appear, and then when it ends you leave the theatre to find out there was a multiple stabbing just down the road.

Don't forget to wish every Facebook boomer who aggressively loves the Australian flag a very merry Mardi Gras tonight!

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

Heads up if you live outside of Brisbane, check your 7eleven fuel prices now and lock in because inner city has already hit ridiculous prices