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NEWS: In addition to showing Master Chief’s face for (not) the first time, the Halo TV Series will also reveal X-ray images of his genetically augmented gastrointestinal tract

NEWS: 343 has handed over Halo Infinite’s content roadmap to George R.R. Martin. Release of the roadmap is expected within the next 10-15 years, with Season 2 delayed pending completion. “It will be done when it’s done,” Martin told eager fans.

HaloSwallower Halo fans on their way to report a funny parody account.

It spells “r-o-a-d-m-a-p”

For us, the storm has passed... the war is over. But let us never forget those who journeyed into the howling dark and did not return.

Fuck Russia

NEWS: In the spirit of the Lone Wolf, Season 2 LONE WOLVES will remove player vs player matchmaking and replace it with 1 vs 16 bot slayer. “Enemy bots will be exclusively armed with Manglers”

NEWS: Campaign Co-op was delayed to implement a monetization scheme that will charge players $1.99 per co-op session. “This will maximize shareholder value and further our vision of an inclusive, consumer-friendly experience.”

Wow, Tactical Slayer with Manglers was a brilliant idea! Thank you 343 for FINALLY listening to FANS (I have IBS)

NEWS: Americans who prefer standard time to daylight savings time to be fired upon with the Composer, President Biden announces

OPINION: Will Halo TV Series showrunners be making a mistake by not exactly matching plot holes and narrative shortcomings from Halo 3? It’s complicated.