Found an invasive species this morning, brb calling the exterminator

Exterminator is on the job but she says I should probably burn the place down and start over

I love my spicy fighty trash panda goalie

Istg if the child behind me on this train doesn’t stop kicking my seat, I’M GONNA get up and find another seat without making eye contact so he doesn’t realize he’s bothering me

The soot sprite missed me 😭

Everyone stop what you’re doing and look at my son’s perfect cat

“Ultimately, to create change, you want to make it as normalized as possible.” This is Luke Prokop: Proud. #MILhockey

Did that Wild commenter really just say the S word on Flower's last game in Montreal?? I'm practicing violence, who's with me

I only cried three times during this game

She loves us, really

No caption just wanted to share

Shoutout to the three ladies and one gentleman who just tried to help me when my car battery died at the library. The librarian who looked down her nose at me and asked me why I didn't have any friends to call can take a hike

Who's gonna tell 'em

I’M SO MAD

*grabs you by the face* LOOK AT HIM!!!