hahahahahahahaha bit.ly/A6PQqV #hideyourkidshideyourwife

every voice matters #kony2012

This walk in clinic is so damn cold man, I came in for a sprained wrist I'm gonna leave with pneumonia, again...:(

Super excited to get back on my P90X grind

Why does he think this is comfortable, I just want to sleep

It's almost 1, we close at 2, I still haven't gotten a table, time to take a nap in a booth.

Dont understand why my boyfriend invites me out and then tries to make me feel like Im disturbing man time #dontbother #fineonmyown #havefun

Well that was a waste of time...

#Virgo's have enough sense to not act a fool in public, but have the balls to get reckless if someone crosses the line.

#Virgo's are freaks. End of story.

So two days in a row someone has asked me who I'm blasting in my car, so I think it's time for Timeflies to do a show in Orlando, please?

Hoes want attention, women want respect.

More than 150,000 Americans die of alcohol abuse each year. But in more than 10,000 years of usage, no one has ever died from marijuana....

So glad my big brother Aaron Patron has a phone again, awkward moment sharing :)

Full sail graduation today, so proud of everyone!!

Absence makes the weed burn longer

A #Virgo deep down worries about whether they are good enough for the person they love.