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Senator Chris Larson (@senchrislarson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1 in 5 Americans have had a family member killed by gun. With last night’s tragedy in Lewiston, Maine, the U.S. has suffered 565 mass shootings this year. We cannot continue to accept mass shootings, gun suicides, accidental gun deaths, and other gun violence. #GunReformNow

Voice of Reason (@raggapegs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do you still think there's no correlation between guns, and the number of people killed by guns? BTW, an AR-15 should never be owned by anyone. It's a weapon of mass destruction. Period! #MassShooting #BanAssaultWeaponsNow #GunControl #GunReformNow

Do you still think there's no correlation between guns, and the number of people killed by guns? BTW, an AR-15 should never be owned by anyone. It's a weapon of mass destruction. Period!
#MassShooting 
#BanAssaultWeaponsNow 
#GunControl
#GunReformNow
Got any good jokes? (@haldash) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Socket’s a genius from the wrong side of “The Supply Chain” separating poor and rich. He must defend his disruptive tech startup from murderous elites, while contending with a mysterious digital entity that seeks to “scrape” humanity of its inefficiencies. #PitDark #A #SFH #AF

Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans: We can't pass red flag laws because they remove citizens' right to due process. Also Republicans: Lock people away forever in mental institutions.

Packy (@packysmith) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Magicians+Inception Felix, an avid lucid dreamer, signs up for a campus sleep study where he learns the dream realm is an unstable and dangerous space. Here, he joins a coed group of psychic outcasts in tracking a rouge entity who’s stealing dreamers’ souls. #PitDark #YA #SFF

Got any good jokes? (@haldash) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Socket is a genius from the wrong end of “The Supply Chain” separating rich and poor. He taps his “neurodivergent superpowers” to launch a startup that disrupts “The Chain” but also unleashes an AI that is compelled to “scrape” humans of their inefficiencies. #PitDark #A #SFH #AF

Yascha Mounk (@yascha_mounk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s not anti-Semitic to criticize the Israeli government. It’s not anti-Semitic to put the current conflict in historical context. It’s not anti-Semitic to mourn the death of Palestinian civilians. But if you describe the slaughter of 1,400 civilians as “military action” or

Hillel Fuld (@hilzfuld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As I repeat the mistake of scrolling through my X feed, it occurs to me that along with Hamas, one of the biggest problems that is adding fuel to this war are social media algorithms. All I see is tragedy. All I see is bad news. All I see is antisemitism. All I see are mobs of

philip lewis (@phil_lewis_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The car was traveling at a high rate of speed, trying to get around another vehicle, hits a median and goes airborne, according to a video from Niagara Falls Fox News has walked back its reporting that it was a possible terrorist attack

R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨#BREAKING: New footage from the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls, NY shows a vehicle going airborne before catching fire as officials are now retracting earlier statements suggesting a terrorist attack.

🪴Laurie (@laurieluvsmolly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My God! Six years to the day of the Parkland School shooting and now there’s a shooting at the Super Bowl Parade. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN ANYWHERE ELSE, no matter how the guns were acquired or who got them, common sense gun laws are needed. #ChiefsParade

Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@alinejadmasih) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Horror in Tehran: I am furious, outrage and heartbroken to see how 14-year-old teenagers being savagely attacked by the morality police for not covering their hair. This video, released by a reformist website, coincides with the execution of a protester Reza Rasaei who stood