The way this is a really sweet thing to say & also unbearably horny

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Imagine serving as a 40 year old 5’7” divorced single dad of two and you have braces. You’re serving so hard you pull Penelope Cruz. And you have braces. At 40.

i'd like to yes thank you

Just another example of our media romanticizing the omega schoolgirl/alpha superior dynamic, society is so sick

Their billionaire & hot new wife age gap scandal slay

tom cruise’s beautiful and talented children

unreal

they don’t make romcoms like this anymore

I just need to know if that explosive capsule from MI3 is still in his head somewhere

Locking in