It’s reading time. A welcome break from screens. #Reading #Book

Tragedies Of Our Times Nov 2023 - Nestlé discontinues the Ceramac Bar. June 2024 - Labour win The General Election. #Labour #PoliticsToday

I am poised to tuck into this crudely assembled plate of sushi and chicken katsu. Bon appetit. #Dinner

'He who occupies the high ground will gain the victory' ... Unless the He is David Lammy. #Gibraltar #DavidLammy #SunTzu

Beata Thunberg's (Greta's portly sister) 'singing' is akin to fingernails being dragged across a blackboard. (Warning: Unmute at your own risk). #GretaThunberg #AuricularAssault

Rachel Reeves' Spending Review should come with a suicide hotline number. #rachelreeves #SpendingReview #Taxes

It's a dog's life - Trigga is oblivious to Rachel Reeves' spending review, soaring council tax, the surging price of oil, rampant migration, & the threat of nuclear armageddon. #UK #Politics #dogs

‘The Global March to Gaza’ is going well. #Egypt #Gaza #GlobalMarch2Gaza

Small Boat Arrival …! False alarm, it’s just some pleasure boaters. #SmallBoats #migrants #Britain

A view unsullied by Ed Miliband solar panels. Glorious. #WestSussex #Countryside #Walking

This lot don't seem too happy about the National Inquiry into Grooming Gangs. #GroomingGangInquiry #Pakistani #Rochdale

I've received another charming letter from TV Licensing threatening prosecution. #BBC #Woke #TVLicence

Isn't it ironic that the solution to a bomb is a bomb. #Nuclearweapon #IranIsrael

I see the MP for the Birmingham Caliphate is trending again. #jessphillips #GroomingGangInquiry

'Assisted Dying Would Be A Wonderful Present For Mum' - And the rest of us - we wouldn't have to put up with Dame Esther Rantzen any longer. #assistedsuicide #EstherRantzen #FingersCrossed

Does the Assisted Dying Bill mean Harold Shipman will now be remembered as a pioneer? #assistedyingbill

Morning All. #SundayBrunch

The Strait of Hormuz is closing - cue smug neighbour extolling the virtues of his electric car. #OilPrices #StraitOfHormuz #Iran

Relieved I didn’t book a cruise in the Strait of Hormuz this summer. #Strait_of_Hormuz #Iran