Maria Renard "...how do you keep getting inside my house? And is it really so close to Christmas already?" He takes a moment to think. "I...maybe I could get you one or two of these. I still have some funds left over from Father's nineteenth inheritance."

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Maria Renard WATCH THIS AND BE AMAZED BY GOD'S GOOD WORK, MARIA!

snoop from peas Maria Renard "BELMONTS ENTER."

[Meanwhile, Maria is waiting outside of Castlevania, looking very annoyed] What's taking him so long!? He said that he had a surprise for me, AND that this would be better than any christmas gift. Ooooh, he had better be right!!

Please look forward to seeing me on a big stage near you❣️

GRANDPA DRAC!!! I WANT THE PLAY!! GIMME THE PRETTY PRINCESS ONE!! Dracula

OH, UNCLE ALUCARD! EVER SINCE YOUR UNTIMELY ARREST, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME... THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GIFTS TO ME... Which I still didn't get!! AND NOBODY CAPTURES MY FAMILY AT AN IMPORTANT TIME LIKE THAT. #FREEALUCARD2023 Alucard Ţepeş

"Ah! Maria Renard! Wonderful news! The script you gave to the gentlemen is finished! We're going to watch the show you've written now!"

"Maria why have you sworn? WHY HAVE YOU INSILTED ME TWICE? YOU'VE BEEN HANGING WITH THOSE VAMPIRES AGAIN HM?"

"MARIA I DID NOT SAY THEY WERE SLAVES!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

I'm twelve!

The girl of your dreams is farting in bed so much right now.

"FARTING?! That sounds like my dearest Lisa. . . I miss her so. . ."

Yeah yeah, grandpa. C'mon, you can get your tapioca when you're back in the coffin where you belong