How miserable. You're touch starved and touch repulsed? What are you? Written by Dostoevsky?

The higher up the chain you go the easier the job gets

Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground, AKA your internal monologue at at least one point in your life

the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better

Maybe Dostoevsky did know how to live deliciously

hey i really cherished your bare minimum while it lasted

Celibacy is easy when you’re disgusted by the idea of being touched without love.

Renu Kumari When something feels like a scam it usually is 😂

bhai tu phod le patakhe meri kaan mei hi ghusa ke phod le tu nai aa na bahar kya khada hai kamre ke andar phod gas cylinder mei lagate hain ladi chal

Slowly realizing that I can still live a beautiful and fulfilling life despite losing years of my life to depression

Last year, AajTak aired a video sketch on Delhi’s pollution mocking Arvind Kejriwal. This year, Aaj Tak has gone quiet on pollution because the CM is from the BJP.

mexican-arab midi

when a man tells you he's ugly you better believe it

A company gave ‘soan papdi’ to the workers on Diwali. The workers took it & then threw the boxes at the gate Totally unacceptable: If you didn’t want it you should have declined, why throw food like this? This is the worst karma one can accumulate

made a philosopher tier list, pretty sure i nailed it.

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main bhi HR hu (Hopeless Romantic)

What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s

delhi feels different when the love of your life is in the city