look at this lucky little xxxxxx i bunped into.

NEW BOOK. JULY.

Did I hear somebody ask for a Comms?

I told you we’d be back

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

I am going to hand-deliver three copies of my new novel (which is about people who deliver things) to the winners of the below competition. So there you go.

Oh how I wish I was at another Euro final watching the women win it again #ENGESP Lionesses

England won this tournament.

I defo heard this right 😂😂 he’s not wrong 😂😂😂😂

DID YOU KNOW THE COUNTDOWN THEME HAS LYRICS? #CatsDoesCountdown #JimmyCarr #VowelsAndConsonants

Happy Birthday to the amazing Sophie Parker

Happy one year anniversary for those who celebrate. 🇾🇪❤️🇾🇪

Sexy Bruno loves the Comms. Pass it on.

Arsenal Comms. 6pm tonight. Make sure you're there. Bring popcorn.