Explain to me how this award could ever go to anyone other than PHENOMENON ALIEN 96100 96584-18589 005 IBEON 9112 the only game anyone is looking forward to is B.C. Piezophile

Games Workshop is always trying to make videogames for people who play the warhammer 40k board game when they should actually be making videogames for people who saw Astartes and thought it was awesome

So if you were to classify something as a "schedule 0" drug would that mean it is infinitely dangerous, then?

My dream is to make a bajillion dollars, buy Oracle, turn Opera into a real browser for real people, and execute the guy who runs their twitter account

Armored Core cutscene

I have a sort of 'Noble Savage' view on web developers

If you cannot raise both of your arms above your head without pulling the bottom of your shirt above the belt line, the shirt doesn't fit. in my everyday life, saying this invokes more ire than any opinion I have.

Lol

Like some kind of... technological Dark Age... a Dark Age of Technology, even...

Every game engine these days is geared toward people who just want to play with toys and can't bear the thought of doing any actual engineering or science. Sad!

lol

Greek guy named Debacles

Your average junior web developer has this kind of animalistic innocence to them, like some kind of small forest creature.

(Trump voice) "We love it folks, we love playing trACkmania"

"You should come over to your house"