sometimes I wonder how far away we are from: “actually it turns out you shouldn’t have 50 grams of creatine daily because turns out it makes you grow a tail” or whatever

Finally!

this entire morning claude was basically giving me “why don’t you do it, i’m busy” talkback

so we’re all just collectively blocking these losers until they stop doing this, right?

ONLY 200k?? C’mon people, if you’re not following rly cool girl, are you really living?

once you learn meteorology isn’t “the study of meteors” I don’t know how you can trust anything ever again

Me: most days

dead facebook theory

dead inside theory

hey in case you missed it i just wanted to let you know that McRib is back

I’m out having a beer, wearing my AirPods on the phone with my daughter’s soccer coach, and a guy felt totally compelled to come over and interrupt my call to ask me if anyone’s ever told me I look like Jeremy Renner. Never stop never stopping.

btw what the heck kind of market research did they do to determine McRib is a holiday thing??

I was a latchkey kid in the 80s and 90s and probably watched 5+hours of tv per day while home alone. This is an upgrade.

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new pink iphone for the girlies

Christmas season has officially started: Die Hard is on. 🎅🏻

I ordered two just so I can walk around wearing them like cuff links

tfw you feel like leaping directly into the sun to try to get likes because you’re tired of just talking to yourself on x the everything app

Be the AI you want to see in the world.

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