New Pokemon released, get a perfect. 😎 #PokemonGO

Legit.

A declaration of love on a commercialised day that dictates it is a bit naff, is it not? Gawd I've turned into my cynical father.

AI generated content is sucking all the fun out of my doom scrolling

Wrote to my estate agent giving notice of exiting my contract because they've been pretty terrible, and now they're ghosting me instead of replying and confirming like a professional company. Yeah, King & Chasemore ain't the one.

I keep seeing reels of "normal people vs influencers" do influencers really tap their fingers on stuff like that all the time? 😅

I keep thinking I should go bed soon for work tomorrow. Then remembering I don't have work tomorrow and pouring another celebratory glass of wine. This is what being an adult is, right?

I like finding tracks that are the same, here we have Golden from K Pop Demon Hunters, Science Fiction from Rocky Horror Show , Issues by Julia Michaels and The Call the Midwife theme.

The Internet is desperate for me to download the Emma app, gurl I have ADHD I hyper fixate on everything coming in and out of my account.

Got promoted to Senior Aquarist today 🥳 🐟 🐠

Holy shit what a win!!!! 💚

"Only Labour can stop reform" Can they. CAN. THEY. 😂

I think you should Reclaim the flags next Zack Polanski Jeremy Corbyn Your Party Liberal Democrats The Green Party 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 it would make them have to fly something else.

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Have a meeting with a new estate agent today, naturally I've put off tidying my flat till 2 hours before they come over, panicked, hyper focused and got it done in 30 mins, some call it procrastination, I call it a super power.

Turns out I'm so English / European it's almost boring. 😅 The Ancestry UK DNA traits are very 50/50, some are spot on, others are way off.