I NEVER win the Derby. That was fucking awesome

“GOAT” 🤡🤓

Death, Taxes and Illinois drawing a top 10 KenPom team in the round of 32, as the higher seed

Please sign my petition to ban Gonzaga from never again receiving a 1 seed until they join a real conference. Frauds!

I am a fucking moron for betting against Duke in this game

I’m the kind of sicko who like to torture himself by taking Hawaii +52 at the big house

Johnny Manziel went to this school?

Am I taking fucking crazy pills?

GOOD LUCK SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD. RETWEET OR YOU’LL HAVE BAD GAMBLING LUCK THE REST OF THE SEASON

Definitive power ranking of the most racist positions in football: 1. Defensive end 2. Middle linebacker 3. Slot receiver 4. Fullback 5. Long snapped 6. Tight end 7. Punter 8. Kicker