idk wtf he thinking bout heaven for

Being called selfish as a recovering people pleaser.

it’s so heart warming to me how despite our differences, britpop twitter always unites to hate on thom yorke

My bad, I thought we all hated white supremacists

dude oasis literally said not to do this

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

AI could never

Andrew Cuomo: Zohran Mamdani is a communist Zohran Mamdani: here’s my plan for affordable childcare Curtis Sliwa: so 46 years ago, I was riding a red scooter around Staten Island when I saw a deer eating a dead bunny, and that’s when I decided this city needs me.

Let’s go Blue Jays fans! We need you to bring the energy tonight! If I see someone sitting I will throw gum at you! #TryAndFindOut

The Game Awards are funny because in the same show you’ll see a trailer for a cute sheep herding game, then Donkey Kong will win an award, followed by a trailer where a man is burned alive in stunning detail as a sacrifice to the gods.

fuck french. learned that shit for 5 years just to go to quebec and have them speak to me in english. fuck outta here. meanwhile in china i whip out 我会说一点中文 and these dudes start speaking at 300wpm. respect.

"steve rogers will return in avengers doomsday" man don't bother i got scott hunter now

Heated rivalry 🔥💪

connor storrie dancing to american teenager by ethel cain

Im so drunk hudson williams i want you

as a Canadian it is my solemn duty to inform you all that Heated Rivalry is not an accurate depiction of what it’s like to date someone who has spent the entirety of their formative years sustaining head injuries at 5 in the morning

Dodgers interested in Lamine Yamal, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Max Verstappen per source

and suddenly my frontal lobe has developed and i do not need to see harry styles

Olivia Dean is so real because who the hell would do that to a friend fr