Seeing how this goes over

Good night

How Mew looks at you after you move the truck in Vermillion City and chuck a Master Ball at it but it catches it in its paws instead.

"The film follows Charles Dickens as he takes his son on a multi-dimensional adventure to watch the fascinating life of Jesus." This sentence didn't need to exist.

I'd prefer if we keep time travel and dimension hopping as far away as possible from biblical events and stories.

Chance of working for the CCP? 100%

The name's Covfefe, Pepe Covfefe.

Headlines you read at the beginning of a sci-fi horror.

Well? Did the shamans give him permission?

Like it or not, it's undeniable that Trump is indeed the main character.

Happy Monday everyone.

This sounds like the worst possible thing imaginable.

I don't really know anything about Warhammer, but because I watched that Gastly episode of Pokémon growing up, I know Warhammer basically just took Japanese Ofuda talismans as inspiration. Crazy to think there's Christian ofuda now because of a tabletop game.

Trump's final boss on election night.