Gives new meaning to the term “Unexploded Ordinance” Ouch nypost.com/2022/12/20/man…

Proposing new background for “This is fine” meme

To my grain free peeps. These waffles are in-fucking-credible Life hack - top with peanut butter (or sun butter - my daughter’s allergic) and banana with a touch of maple syrup. I use avocado oil instead of coconut and real eggs instead of flax seed. therealfooddietitians.com/crispy-grain-f…

“Stay on target”

Merry Christmas, Twitterverse!

Smoking a pork butt (actually is shoulder). Family should arrive any minute for Christmas part III. Enjoying a refreshing hop water and moment of quiet before my sister bursts through the door demanding a drink after having spent 4 hours in the car with our parents 🤣

All the low hanging fruit in science has already been pi… studyfinds.org/americans-alon…

Update… I have successfully made my sister cry after she overflowed my upstairs bath and caused my downstairs living room to flood. The outburst of emotions gave us a chance to discuss her husband, who is a narcissistic shit-bag moron. I remain a master strategist

Just look at all these pulled porks!

WTF is wrong with people?

It feels strangely comforting to be at Central Market after the Christmas madness

Used a sous vide for the first time ever. Best steaks I’ve ever made and close to the best I’ve ever had. It’s like fishing with dynamite!

Learning to snowboard at 41 is interesting. Made a lot of progress on the bunny slopes after grinding it out and falling a lot. Hitting the medium lift tomorrow

That politician got arrested today. I've been reflecting on how I've pastored people since late 2015. Spoiler: lots of failure. This probably isn't good and I have no twitter/X audience but whatever. Thread:

Tech companies that put micro usb charging/data ports on their devices in 2023 deserve to be permanently canceled

We should be thankful for the safety of Former President Trump. We do not need this violence.

Sad to see the Qanon cult rot the brains of decent people

This just in… Bullied loner autistic boy with access to guns goes on high profile shooting spree.