My monk survived the embalming fluid cleanse

uh what the sigma

so I recently started playing DnD and now I have a dice problem… so… uhhh… dice check?

rate my fantasy team 🫡

DM’d my first DnD session for the birthday of the DM of the campaign I’m in I killed his character, and honestly I didn’t even care that rest of the session got derailed or that they nuked every thing I threw at them the rest of the time because getting that man back felt great

thoughts on the newest addition to my office

I asked the hot girl (🥀𝖇𝖑𝖛𝖈𝖐𝖈𝖗𝖛𝖋𝖙🥀 ) at my gym if she wanted to go on a date she said no 😔

short & sweet kinda stream twitch.tv/granzcs

jealous of her walking pad because why can’t she just walk all over me?? 😔😔

the coaster on my clients desk

Hey 🥀𝖇𝖑𝖛𝖈𝖐𝖈𝖗𝖛𝖋𝖙🥀 I not only like you I love you

how is it that valve makes the game feel worse every patch

why he look like that

update: anyone know why my car is making this noise

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just saw a pic gf and hit a “great googly moogly”

do I dust off the act 2 season 3 immortal buddy

made a wild magic table for corporate responses. enjoy🧙🏼‍♂️

best cass in bronze