Finally got myself a proper stand for bike maintenance. I'm too old for bending.

This Venn diagram has Dr David K. Sharp at the centre, and as far as we can ascertain, nobody else...

Some days being an academic just feels like endless cycles of guilt about everything I'm behind schedule on. Like, finished something? Great. Now there's five other things you still haven't gotten to.

Oh dear. I have reached the socks, sandals and cargo shorts age. #AgingGracelessly

Hey my nuclear peeps, lets turn off the cyclotron and turn up the bass.

I have a passive aggressive note to write. What's the Japanese for "Stop being a prick"?

Accused wife of not setting satnav. Turns out the polarisation of my sunglasses and her phone match perfectly. #physics #magic

me - *Googles equipment*. google translate - "Enthusiasm alarm." That does seem like equipment a Japanese workplace would have.

The thing nobody tells you about working overseas is how much time you lose to finding punctuation on local keyboards.

How is it June tomorrow, I haven't finished my to-do list for February yet.

Between the Decadal Survey, the various review chapters/books, and other things I've been contributing to recently, maybe I should just through all of my graphics into a folder for some future planetary science infographics coffee table book...

Top reason to hate anti-nuclear people. They are the reason I can't use cloud syncing.

EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS!!! THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEEDED!

Congratulations to another one of my good friends to reproduce. youtube.com/watch?v=rY0Wxg…

Our cottage this week at Angel Forest in Fukushima. Prize to anyone who correctly identifies the thingy.

Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab. (Shared with permission.)

First time as a PhD examiner and I am worried I might be slightly too harsh. #AcademicTwitter #Viva #Thesis