Be jealous, brent. My airport has a podcast.

Can you confirm, brent ?

LinkedIn, going with a Google+ vibe today.

Texas removing its mask mandate is the ERCOT-ing move of the week.

I'm thinking about variable pricing for chips-and-salsa, starting at 35 cents per basket.

Would someone please tuck in #TedCruz before turning out the lights in the House chamber tonight?

Thanks for a beautiful ride into DFW last night, americanair

Could I please have Rowdy Gaines, Doc Emrick and Phil Liggett announce something....anything....together? They could announce dishwashing and I would watch it.

Also....the Titanic had a pail aboard for bailing water.

This is one of the saddest Twitter experiences of my lifetime. OREO Cookie

In heaven's kitchen, there's a round table covered by a floral tablecloth and four women having a fabulous conversation that I would give a lot to listen in on tonight. #BettyWhiteRIP

Don't ERCOT my Texas Commission on Environmental Quality . #AustinWater

In a world where my phone updates its apps while I sleep, I'm floored I need all of the following to update the maps in my Subaru : - PC or MAC - USB stick - Vehicle's VIN - A user account (separate from MySubaru) - A request code - An activation code

This sign speaks many languages.

Found it...

This. Is. Bananas.

Me....when presented with chips and salsa.

Are you just going to let this happen, Evil MoPac ?

Or...he needs boundaries.

Texas is 6 points from being undefeated. OU is 90 points from being undefeated. #HookEm