Billy sims is the grandfather of Goldbach quotes!

"I'm just a man trying to earn my keep!"

"Even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while."

Tristan: "Here Christian, have a seed (popcorn)." Christian: "Actually, I think we should plant it and grow a popcorn tree!"

"Can't Stop Won't Stop"

Nate: "We'll probably be fine, we have like 4 smart people." Christian: "Well Nate, 4 dogs don't pull the sled."

Student: "profane word" Christian: "Watch the profanity dude, I'm trying to raise a family over here." #FOE

"Mr. Hays, I think it's safe to say that I'm a paragon of excellence."

"The grill marks really give character to the burrito."

Mr Hays, do you know how to eat an elephant? One bite at a time, mr Hays. One bite at a time. 🐘

"You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can pretty much tell what it's about by its cover"

"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair"

#thumbsup

You know that Hillary Clinton, she's more than a one trick pony.

Nate- "You're looking good there Christian." Christian- "You know Nate, good looks don't take a day off."

"I don't get cold, cold gets me."

"Chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever"

Joining a frat is like a wrestling team except instead of working hard, you're meeting cute girls and hanging out with your buddies #gobeta

When it comes to picking up ladies, it's not about what you do or who you are, it's about who you think you are and what you think you do

Best piece of advice I could give rn🙏🏼 x.com/alex_buscemi/s…