|| Rhys suffering at the hands of Jack is my kink, honestly. ||

|| #StrangleRhys2k16 ||

"Rhys moans like a well paid whore, pass it on."

"Says the scammer who can't even afford to get laid. Much less get any pussy that wasn't wasted on your watered down piss beer." x.com/BittersweetKee…

"Says the baby who can't handle an orgasm without crying." x.com/HyperionPuppet…

"What I'd do for a Scotch and a blowjob."

"Didn't think you could rid me of your sorry asses that easily, did ya?"

"Not today, princess. You can pass out on your own time. Not company time. And company time, is all the time. Suck it up." x.com/StillNotJack/s…

|| This sounds like a fic about watersports. || x.com/HyperionPuppet…

|| A Blessing. || x.com/dameonclarke/s…

|| Honestly this is the biggest gaylord I know and I love them so very much like wow it's outrageous. || x.com/MegaloNarcissu…

|| How much you wanna bet that these were required to be enhanced as part of portraying Jack. || x.com/StillNotJack/s…

"Correction. I had someone come in and burn them. You're welcome." x.com/HyperionPuppet…

|| Anyway, I'm the best Jack and the rest are trash save for my sweetheart's muse. ||

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"Fun fact: I'm God, and the rest of you are a waste of space in my universe."

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