ok so we can’t fuck our fandom cd AND we can’t drink the hiidef fragrance? what’s the point man

these replies making me feel old 😭

i just got access to my Tumblr from 2011 & now i wanna commit coz wtaf was i on??

another snippet from work j: "OMG don't go see the new lilo & stitch" me: "too late" "oh, whatcha think?" me: "at least dom toretto knows what ohana means" j: "STOP SAYING OUT OF POCKET THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE, FUCK"

awsten’s the most employed unemployed friend on a tuesday does this make sense to anyone else

THIS

snap destroying my dreams of being a dealer: a story in 4 parts

"hey, can you come help me deflate these balls?" - huge bubble ball things "You want me to deflate your balls? I thinks that's your wife's job" "FFS that's wildly inappropriate RABBIT" "funny though" "Shuddup"

FUCKING OATH THEY WOULD

i have been informed that if HR got ahold of these snippets of convos, they would have a field day 😂😂

happy bday to the bestest sunshine fairy to ever exist!! posh princess /\\\ ✨ricky’s version✨💚🧚🗯 ILYSM 🎉💚💚

i made him a coffee & he didn't drink it, so now it's waiting for him (his next day is tues)

im literally allergic to orange frost (hdi) so do i make it up by buying almost $350aud of michael clifford merch?

when you forget that carrying a multi tool without a lawful reason is illegal & casually mention it to a police officer 😅

Elder Emos in the morning be like:

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