Michael Saylor working in McDonalds in '92

$capr history repeats itself often enough in these crowded shorts $sava $26--> $34 (+31%) day before crash $inmb $5 --> $12 (+140%) day before crash many such cases. if you think this is front-running on a good readout you are very new to investing and should look up what the

Evergreen meme

$NVDA Jensen on the first time ever that Elon asked for his chips: "When I announced this thing, nobody in the world wanted it. I had no purchase orders. Not, not one. Nobody wanted to buy it. Nobody wanted to be part of it, except for Elon."

Jensen!

This app looks familiar

Live look at $META

The intern just gave us a risk management presentation

$SOFI – Add this one to the list.

a beautiful sight

Incredible things are happening on r/wsb 😶

Nevermind, AI is amazing

New head of product?

Surprisingly insightful for /biz/

Stop scrolling. Futures open in 30 minutes.

Good morning wagies

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Looks like the crabs are in charge this morning

Titans of industry reporting earnings tonight

OOF