“get his ass” is so hilarious. its like the modern version of “seize him”

the new re-captcha image puzzles are wild

Why would they do this

JD Vance memes fighting off the intrusive thoughts about your red portfolio.

POV: You just learned that everything's computer.

"Collateralized Burrito Obligations"

If your man isn’t obsessed with bitcoin and plotting to overthrow the global monetary system, you deserve better.

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

GHIBLIS ARE NOT REAL

Just learned that Snapple® no longer has a Snapple Fact on the bottle cap… switching to plastic bottles already ruined the flavor this was just twisting the knife

*47% TARIFFS ON MADAGASCAR

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

“You don’t have the cards right now”

Global Economy after Trump Tariffs #stockmarketcrash

me giving my dog a bath

all quiet on the frontal lobe