Call them 49'ers, call me 69'ers. I get action. #godaddy

Bitches I get more action than Alex Smith

I'm not watching the halftime show unless Beyonce's dancers are the ones from the Taco Bell commercial

White and nerdy

Call me nerd, but I bet this nerd is getting more action than you. #nerdsrule

NERD SWAG BITCHEZ

I'm sorry did I accidentally punch you in the face on purpose

I'm sexy and know it