That $10 pizza from little Caesars is fuckin ignorant

Dont u hate when ppl be sending u goofy ass links, messin up that big booty algorithm u been curating during your 10 min breaks at work for the past year, cuz i do.

Think i just pulled my groin tryna parallel park

Yall kno i keep that thang on me

They shoulda never gave me photoshop

This was on my desk when I got in. Nigga is this a bomb?

She said, "isnt turkey supposed to be dry?"

A child just told me NSYNC songs are the oldies. Hahaha...Man, why do yall keep giving birth to these things.

These recommended ads whooping my ass tonight

It don't matter what time it is, dunkin donuts is always stale and that's impressive to me.

Loose dog ran up on me tryna bite that dark meat. Yo, tell me why I tried conqueror's haki, then tell me why that shit worked.

It's crazy for me to have never seen Total Recall, but be able to totally recall where them triple titties came from

Hope yall Juneteenthing properly

Juneteenth

Dont really think anybody fuckin with me in the nap game. Optimal performance.

At some point we gotta give the head chef(s) at taco bell their flowers, cuz somehow they continue to make meat, cheese, tortilla taste new and exciting just by renaming a taco to desperado crunch

We were talkin about businessses and media messing with our memories for fun, and got on Sinbad in shazaam, but let it be known that Sinbad was Ishbu's dad on All That and its been throwin all our old asses off, cuz we aint been drinking enough water and forgot, cuz we old now.

Just so u know, I did get my annual Juneteenth quota in. Hope you did as well.

on god, i be completing side quests.

look what finally showed up a decade late. What would yall use to melt this down and forge a power ranger coin, cuz that's what I want