𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐘: ❝ ─── PLANTS ARE NOT VIOLENT BY NATURE. WE LEARNED THAT FROM MANKIND. ❞

“The moment you’ve all been waiting for… Please put your hands together for Zatanna Zatara!” Zatanna: Bring Down the House #1.

every hero has a story, not that I'm some kind of hero. but there comes a point when to survive, the hunted must become the Huntress.

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"Indeed. Although I may be curious about what your criteria is."

// the eternal struggle with beelzebub is that he both wants to exist in the now, with humanity as individuals and yet he still sees himself as a parent figure for humanity as a whole

// honestly imagining that Beelzebub is that guy who would be like, casually eating a steak while the serial killer describes their deal because why let something like that interrupt a good meal? Would be a waste.

// lucifer: I am a bad boy with a dark past who needs someone to redeem my perfect self Beelzebub: you are a shitty parent who has never met a reflection of yourself you wouldn't frame in the louvre

"My favorite past time? Making awful decisions."

// most demons: I am untrustworthy and I will screw you over Beelzebub: I am very trustworthy and because of that I will totally let you screw yourself over without any influence needed

// Beelzebub only has two modes 1. trickster mode where he steals the throne of hell via a coin trick that actually had no trick 2. human disaster mode where he's snorting coke off a toilet in a 7/11

ꜱᴇʟᴇɴᴀ ᴋyʟᴇ~ᴄᴀᴛᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ. #𝑫𝑪𝑹𝑷. #𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷. (𝑫𝑴 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕.) 𝑻𝒂𝒈~ #𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑶𝑻𝑰𝑪. "𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚎."

"True, but I'm not speaking on morality. Heaven knows I'm the wrong person for that. It's more that you've not gained the wisdom to know what to avoid." Is he pouring scotch for himself already? Yes. "Feel free to take anything you might like, but know it might be cursed."

"Quite true. Life is meant to be enjoyed and indulged in." Which is certainly why this place looks like he has no concept of budgeting. Like a rich hoarder who never said no. "Though curses can attach to people... such as thieves. Depending on the curse, could be fatal."

"Depends on what you're looking for, really. Are you looking for wealth alone, or a challenge while taking it? Is the end goal important, or is the journey you take to get there?"

"Ah, so you're a gourmand over a gourmet. Curious." He motions to what appears to be a rather in the open golden cat. Was it there, on the floor before? How could she not have seen it. "If you can catch the cat, it's yours."

"You summoned me and don't even know my name?" He gives her a rather amused look. "And here I thought you would defeat the bimbo accusations..." He's deliberately teasing her, prodding her, looking for any kind of personality pressure point... What can he say? He's a demon.

Technically, he only eluded to it! "Yes, Beelzebub! Lord of the flies, king of gluttony, second of the fallen. Truly, you've scored quite the coup; you've never had a friend like me." He might be trying to distract her from the fine print...

"Well, per the contract, I must follow the instructions of the summoner, who has to be the head of the clan, and that would be you." "So, my job is to follow your orders. What those orders are, that's up to you."