"These edibles ain't shit" 30 minutes later:

Hey transphobic MAGA men... How does it feel to be trans? Since ya know, men don't exist. Can't wait to hear about "how I'm wrong"

So keep wishing you were me And I'll keep making you have to.

Oligargle has entered the lexicon

Still trying to wrap my head around the fact im wrestling in front of 200+ people tomorrow.

Im guessing you created this since AI is the only thing that will love you. Weirdo

Wacky wrestling games over on twitch. Maybe we'll even watch my match from the last show. Come hang! twitch.tv/girthbrooks182

Holy fuck, my elbow is on fire.

When you wake up and check your phone to see how much longer you can sleep, but its right before your alarm rings

Can't tweet up on my Twitter 'cause I haven't done shit.

🎟eventbrite.com/e/royalty-wres…

ITS SHOW DAY!

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose cock was so big he could suck it. He said with a grin, wiping jizz from his chin, if my ear were a pussy, I’d fuck it

Never forget When Ozzy Osbourne pulled up to a random Smackdown and stole the show Rest in peace legend.

Got recognized as a wrestler tonight while at dinner. Boy, that really threw me off, but also, its kind of cool as fuck.

New pfp?

This is not the end. This is just a speed bump.

71% increase in use of grindr in Glendale, AZ yesterday? Was there some kind of event going on there that could have lead to that?

Mayo is just sandwich lotion.