every time i see old couples, i always wonder how many times they’ve forgiven each other.

Drunk gaming & playing Age of empires or age of mythology with some 18th century villain music in the background >>

Peak male life experiences; 1. First heartbreak 2. First great sex 3. Watching someone you helped hit a big win 4. Ending imposter syndrome 5. Finally understanding your Father 6. Owning your first car 7. Owning your first real estate property 8. Someone calling you “sir”

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heavy are the balls that store the microplastics

Ok I’m going to Claude, srry chat

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BIGGEST MALE CANON EVENTS: - Realizing WWE is fake - First heartbreak - Marvins room - Discovering family lore you never knew of - Getting jacked - Unemployed era - Summer 2016 (you had to be there) - OBJ catch - Homies switching up on you - Touching real money - Understanding…

SOMEWHERE I BELONG hell yeah core

Escape will make me God

escape will make me hard

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ESCAPE_WILL_MAKE_ME_GOD #marathon

They shoulda rushed the stage

i need whoever is in charge of awards to start taking seriously child performances because what this little bald kid has managed to do at fucking 10 years old is insane. that's a star

Firing squad

Marathon is about to hit so hard. #marathon

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Star Wars depicts a future where cybersecurity just doesn't work. They have AGI but they keep it bottled up in droids; they don't network anything. As soon as R2-D2 gets access to an actual network he successfully hacks the Death Star.