if your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch

Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.

"Can u not: whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping" So damn true!!

Vegeterians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food?

due tomorrow = do tomorrow

“The things I do make people question the status quo.” Batandwa Alperstein ow.ly/nNUwU | Apply: ow.ly/nNUwV #agofdn

Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on twitter 6. I'm eating

@bassongid Llewellyn Stevens #WithFriendsLikeThese #boobnicknames!

@wilanda_K LOL!! Goeie werk @wilanda_K. So Wiskunde 2010-2012! #nostalgie

Pls RT if you care about Quality Education in South Africa AND you're committed to collaborating in spirit of generosity. I want 2 know you!

“UN Women: "Education is the vaccine of the 21st century" - #CSW58 #investingirls #teachlearn @ungei UNICEF Education Jimmy”