Why did a yoghurt commercial perfectly describe my relationship?

I wish I was kidding.

I hate "scare tactic" commercials because I'm really boring and don't do anything illegal so they actually scare me.

Everyone has seen Jurassic Park and yet scientists are still trying to grow dinosaurs from fossils?????????????

@dawn_wickenden Quentin compared bread fermentation to wine fermentation yesterday. We are all doing the same thing.

@dawn_wickenden I was stalking myself...just casually...hahaha

Dang, my booty looks ace.

#WhatWouldTomCruiseDo

Georgie Davidson wear high heels to appear the same height as his leading ladies xx

Well then.

@Sporkedmango GoodGirl en ♡ Too many emotions. #weep

#Sunday

@dawn_wickenden BABE TOWN, POPULATION YOU

I'm so freaking excited! #SUSHI 🍙🍜🍱🇯🇵

Bless all forms of Ramen.

Nick Tesar tips on vac packing bread - yeah nah, probs not.

@dawn_wickenden THIS IS ABOUT ME OMG. 💖💖💖

"I'm not going to have a late one." - me every Wednesday night.