🐐

Feeling sad, holiday is over, ankle is sore and uncle Barry isn’t home

#imfumingfromcornwall
#marrisisgoat

Guyyyyyssssss

Just seen uncle Barry again reminds me when we went to the cow field and milked them.

My hand hurt that day

#marrisgoat

Fag, fry up, pint. Ready for the day ahead🙌🏼

#marristhegoat
#beltersonly

Lads holiday in Barcelona:

Lads: “you wouldn’t drink 30 pints”

Marris the goat: “nah I probably wouldn’t”

#marristhegoat

Anyone seen Tucker, hasn’t been seen in 5 hours!

Last known sighting in bathroom with phone

#lightscameraactoon
#marristhegoat

Lights, camera, action

@willtucker

@marristhegoat

Last night was such a movie

#willtucker

#marristhegoat

Just met uncle Barry in Barcelona reminded me when we use to play football in Newquay

#goodtimes

Shit team has no George marris in it

#billythefish

Just lost the game of 5’s, hate my life going to go to the park and practise my crossing

Good luck today lads!💚💚

Just bought my first legitimate round, might have to move to liskeard to cover the money

Same I’m a free agent

#NewProfilePic

My idol but wouldn’t get in the Austell team

Newly free agent, right winger.
Good turn of pace! Can beat a man (sometimes) - been called a young Stewart Downing hahah!

Just not being paid enough not like Max Gilbert at Liskeard Athletic

Hopefully Max Gilbert is on pens

Bloke can’t take a pen to
Save his life

Yeah piss off