@geislerilz
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calendar_today09-07-2011 04:09:32
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9 years ago
Why did Kanye make a song dissing gold-diggers, only to go and date one?
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.
Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.
Dear God, #IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou that i am thankful for everything.
I might flirt but I know exactly what I want
When I'm at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those Niggaz Are In Math Class
I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.
Why do people say "grow some balls"? balls are weak and sensitive, if you wanna get tough grow a pussy.. them bitches take some beating!
90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don?t exist? Fuck you.
I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!
Polo:$80. Levis:$60. Jordans:$180. Snapback:$30. The look on your face when you still don't get any pussy...PRICELESS!
Wanna know something? Ask. Don't assume shit. That's how problems start.
I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.
I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*t.
ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut.. BITCH
Vlut = A virgin that acts like a slut.
#IveAlwaysWantedToTellYou That you're a bitch.
#IAdmitThat I don't like you. You're Ratchet..
#donttextmeif If you're going to reply with one word answers.
Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight. I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.