absolutely love it when they do staged photo opp with a politician trying to do something simple and normal like "wear jeans" or `'drink beer" or "buy a can of coke" and they still manage to fuck it up because even their team of advisers underestimate how much of a freak they are

TJ doing his democratic duty this morning #dogsatpollingstations

We've all heard about (and rolled our eyes at) the out-of-touch software engineering manager: "Can we deliver faster by adding more people?" "I want to see more PR activity." But here's an interesting study on the definitions of productivity from managers and developers:

Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this.

sensational

Incredible investigation. Sets out a clear link between the decline of the NHS and the hundreds of extra deaths it's causing every week. The 12 year squeeze on health and social funding is deliberate Tory policy and it's killing people at an astonishing rate.

Salah's hat-trick took 5 seconds less than Tiny Dancer by Elton John

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I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.

Pop songs don’t have key changes anymore. tedium.co/2022/11/09/the…

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

The late great Douglas Adams tells one of the all-time greatest stories

NEW: I’m not sure people fully appreciate how dire the US life expectancy / mortality situation has got. My column: enterprise-sharing.ft.com/redeem/75e5e3d… And some utterly damning charts. 1) at *every* point on the income distribution, Americans live shorter lives than the English.

Liz Truss 遠景基金會 Prospect Foundation Are you growing in a window box?

“Babe was actually a terrible pig. I hated him, and I’m glad he’s dead.”