4,000 Sunderland fans at Burnley today. #safc

"UberFacts: Only about 10% of the population is left-handed." Up the lefties!

"UberFacts: Scientists have developed chopsticks that test your food to make sure it's ok to eat." Teach me to use them Amy Grace Templeton #forkwanker

Pardew "I was born battle hard" #bollocks #wanker

From his spot in the corporate box, Mike Ashley doesn't seem to concerned about this scoreline.. pic.x.com/jnKF7Or6Ab

Lady in Bermuda shorts with little moustache....please exit the train #metrojourneys

Settled for the footie #UefaEuropaLeague #busyday

#arry #kane

FULL-TIME Sunderland 3-1 Stoke. Steven Fletcher scores twice as Sunderlan earn a first #BPL win this season #SUNSTK

@amberglover91 @stephlowerson no boozing on my train #tiecrew

@amberglover91 @stephlowerson ha ha. Wine oclock! Send my regards to @OfficialDPope #raffer

@amberglover91 Matthew Kelly.

PHOTO Steven Fletcher celebrates his 3rd #BPL goal of the season - & first away from home since Dec 2013 #CRYSUN

Glad I've got #SkyMovies top class #StarTrek #logical

#FACup

"Most Wow Facts: New Zealand has an official Wizard appointed by the Prime Minister." Amy Grace Templeton going to live there. Top drawer that.

Returning to the promised land for Christmas @OfficialDPope ?

Coates?