if i won the lottery i wouldnt quit my job- i would just be radically honest about everything until they fired me

It’s been almost ten years and I still can’t believe this shit

ahhh, we've swapped out Nirvana covers for Radiohead covers in trailers

Happy March 28.

I've made another paper puppet again.

I’m 98% sure my soul left my body after that Derrick White put back

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

i think a lot as i get older about Milton’s read on Hell as being the person you make yourself into, brick by brick, until you have to dwell inside that person that you made of yourself forever

The Wendy's social media manager who began tweeting as if the brand was a person

zeddy

"the outfit would look better on an athletic person" oh yea then explain THIS

"can you tell us about a time you faced significant odds and how you overcame them?"

Remember where we are

Boston called… Las Vegas answered.

YouTube TV is increasing its price to $83 a month starting in January 2025. That means YouTube TV has now doubled in price over the last five years, from $40 to $83 per month, while also removing regional sports networks and other channels like MLB network. That’s crazy.

I love this so much it hurts.