some choices make or break people. today is one of those so go #vote

happy birthday Connor Cobalt thanks for not destroying me I appreciate it and wish you a great one

pizza the most revolutionary shot ever 🍕🍕

now that the cheesy holiday is over can we get rid of all these heart-shaped balloons

the pie/crust ratio is all wrong x.com/grantivashkov/…

happy birthday Daisy Meadows thanks for taking care of my girl and hope you have a great one

when your girl is too cute for words none of you assholes can have her bye

😎😎😎

being off the internet means I’m dead what a shock *dry tone* x.com/lucydalziel/st…

happy valentine’s day to my girl Willow Hale ♥️ (the only time I’ll use a hearts emoji)

heart-shaped pizza: still a no from me

hey happy birthday Daisy Meadows! thanks for always taking care of my girl and giving me a chance you’re really one of a kind 🍰

happy birthday to the bravest person I’ve ever met Willow Hale you are forever my girl and I’ll always love you for being the first person to believe in me I would be nowhere without you 🍕🎂🍕🎂

good to know your cockblocking extends to your kids too I don’t feel as special *dry tone* x.com/lorenhellion/s…

yeah yelling gotham’s name while flashing my bat tattoo is real fun around your human x.com/gothamhale/sta…

thanks @Hale_Maximoff I have a better reason to keep the ink now if you name your kid batman

and I could hack your devices to show you the bat signal all day long but I try not to be an asshole 24/7 unlike you x.com/lorenhellion/s…

aren’t you’re getting yourself mixed up with your brother lo? x.com/lorenhellion/s…

happy birthday to Winona Meadows 🐸, vada’s partner in crime!! 🎉🎉🎉 you girls are messy af but giving you a pass for your birthday

it's not like you have a hacker in your family or anything but okay x.com/meadowsryke/st…