38 yrs old talking about cuffing season. Man......go get your bloodwork done

my boy Garco pulled up!

Mention my lower body in any way in regard to your attraction to me and watch us never meet.

Can someone help me understand what happens to a commercial property when the tenants move out or stop paying rent? If the property is generating zero revenue, who is footing that bill?

Chat is it rude to bring a seafood boil for your work lunch

To me, romance is attraction + (intention x responsibility). Without either of the latter components, it's just lust. Without responsibility, it's just dangerous.

Poor whites chose a president who does literally nothing for them and who continuously promised to do nothing for them. They will exit this administration poorer and whiter and happy about it.

What's y'alls problem with answering when you text someone and they ask "who's this?"

Indians and Jamaicans both have the best cuisines worldwide. Most of the rest of y'all act like y'all scared of seasoning so don't even @ me to disagree.

You look so young 😍 when did you turn forever?

One of my long-clogged chakras unlocked within the past couple weeks. I don't know why but I feel so much lighter.

Dating in 2025 is like: “Prove yourself while I heal from my ex. I can’t commit, but I’ll act like we’re together until you bring it up, then I’ll remind you I’m not emotionally available.”

I really wish I could move the entire hood into my complex. Some of these people act like they ain't ever seen a black in real life.

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

When Usher sees this tweet:

Actually! You and the person you're involved with are usually in the same sex bracket. So the likelihood of you two cheating with the same person (or the same group of people) is very high 😂

When it comes to your body, make sure you are your own benchmark, and not some stranger on social media. Whose diet/lifestyle/supplements/drugs/access/editing you probably won't be able to see or replicate.

There are tiers to my sexuality and the highest tier is heavily steeped in ego. It simply cannot be accessed outside of a mutually exclusive romantic partnership.