BREAKING: Donald Trump just announced if he wins, he will lift sanctions on Russia and Iran. This is why Putin was paying millions to Republican influencers. He’s bought control of Trump’s party. Retweet so all Americans see this alarming announcement.

Sadly accurate...

Why are school shootings only a “fact of life” in the US?

Colin Gray, the MAGA Republican dip💩who gave his son Colt, the Apalachee HS murderer, an AR15 for Christmas after he was investigated for threatening to shoot up a middle school, cried like a baby today at his first court appearance. Typical MAGA; all FA until the FO arrives.

GOP Policy 2020: Sacrifice the elderly for the sake of the economy. 2024: Make 'em watch all the babies for free!

I was told beach rocks were good for small hands to hold and throw and encouraged to buy wasp spray to use like pepper spray.

Bro what? How you going to argue long hair = trans when you look exactly like Tilda Swinton?

I’m tired of kids being murdered because the arms manufacturers can’t lose the civilian market on weapons of war.

A few immigrants committed some crimes and it’s shut down the border have hearings on security. Kids get shot in schools and it’s a fact of life nothing can be done. Republican “logic” at work.

James Scott The inventor of the AR even commented once that he never intended these weapons to be for civilian use.

Unicode just dropped the new Tim Pool emoji 👨🏻‍🦲💩🧱

There is no parking lot on earth worse than a Trader Joe’s parking lot. I’ll die on this hill.

I've got a lil' buddy going through a hard time right now and I just wanted to send this to my favorite buckaroo to try and cheer him up. #TimPool

Draino is crying an awful lot for a dude who supposedly has nothing to do with Russia. 🤔🤔🤔

“I was the victim of a crime.” “What happened? What did they get?” “The Russians kept giving me $100,000 a video. I have PTSD.” 🥴

Little Tim Pool is in the deep end, way over his head.

Not a Wordle player I guess.

I’m a professor in Georgia. We have a campus carry law that allows students over the age of 21 to carry guns in class. As a professor, I do not have the right to know or ask if students are armed. How am I supposed to feel safe, especially teaching “controversial”topics?

I bet the Russians are still paying better than Jesus. 🙏

Why does the word Pool have the word poo in it? Why does Trump have rump? Why does Vicky have icky? We could do this all day.