After a night out, I’d rather hear “ulizima jana” than “ulichoma jana”

Kenya unasalimia watchman siku tatu zikifuatana, siku ya nne unakuwa na deni yake ya soda

Huyu ameniuliza “what’s your poison set?” nikasema rat rat, sai sioni dp

University life is only fun kama kwenu mko na pesa

Mimi naye siwezi jipost juu najua ni memes mnataka

Hizo high end restaurants wakiona umeorder food ya less than 1000/= huwa wanakuserve pamoja na kijiko kubwa ndio umalize haraka utoe poverty huko

Hizo big friend groups is where the denja is. Snake park mzima 💀💀

Kila ploti iko na yule msee mmoja hatakangi stori za watu

Sober, Celibate, Silent and Selective

Ukikaa kwa window seat, have the common decency of slightly opening the window for ventilation, thanks!

As a person who fears worms, I choose to wake up very late when they are all caught

A man only needs these plus 1 black trousers and you will never see him buying clothes again 😂

Adding “na si kwa ubaya” at the beginning of the sentence to prepare the audience for the ubaya

😂 Mnataka relationships lakini hamtaki the rules and discipline that comes with it

TikTok is one app I’m totally OK with not knowing what happens there

Mtu akikuuliza ukoaje sema uko POA juu hakuna kitu atakusaidia nayo ata ukimweleza shida zako

Everyday adults who soak bread in tea walk among us and the government is doing nothing about it

As a man, hufai kuwa msoft. When trouble comes, face it with courage. Usiende kulewa juu uko na stress, utajipata umeharibu mambo ajab

Sprinkling a “hakuna color ingine?” when the price is high >>>

Ushai perform kwa bed adi dem akakuita small meeting kukuuliza “will you ever leave me?” 😂💀