Hehehehe. RT if you agree👍

The Folk in Scotland Podcast As someone with a hideous body, I do wish people would stop shaming that billionaire with a hideous body.

Smooth Dunk I wonder what the rest of the human butt looks like. Oh.

Here’s what the rest of the White Album sleeve looked like.

I've entered a date of birth into twitter so you can go back to posting pictures of genitals. Sorry for the delay.

Apple Wanking Devices always have sound detection, a cock facing camera, lidar for nob measuring. Bring back Blackberry! #WWDC23

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BoJo: Not PM, to not MP, to no job. #palindrome

See, this is what happens when you don’t have any Scottish people on your social media team

50% of Twitter is now a clicker game where you block advertisers.

I love sweets, but I only learned the word "dragees" today.

I'm in a church hall and I can't tell if there is a gas leak or if it smells like dusty farts.

Ass part ame #Aspartame

I have got into the habit of using Twitter habitually over the past 16 years. Tomorrow I'm going to try and change that habit. I will miss you, so if you think of something funny to say, please email it to me. I'd really appreciate that. Likes and retweets, Gaiji

I heard Zelda and Link had a baby. Tears of the Condom. Yeah, I came back just to tweet this. Pretty disrespectful, I know. This just felt like the right place for it. Anyways, cheerio again!